Kip Pardue (actor) Status: Balding

Kevin Ian "Kip" Pardue (born September 23, 1976) is an American actor and model best known for his roles in the films Remember the Titans, Driven, The Rules of Attraction, and Thirteen.

Ben Bernanke (Government Official/ Economist) Status: Bald

Ben Shalom Bernanke born December 13, 1953) is an American economist, and the current Chairman of the United States Federal Reserve.

Matt Stone (animator/ co-creator of South Park) Status: Hair Thinning

Matthew Richard "Matt" Stone (born May 26, 1971) is an American screenwriter, producer, voice artist, musician and actor, best known for being the co-creator of South Park along with creative partner and best friend, Trey Parker.

Len Goodman (TV personality) Status: Balding

Lennard Gordon "Len" Goodman (born 25 April 1944) is a British professional ballroom dancer, dance judge, and coach.

This guy is so critical on Dancing With the Stars. I want to see him dance. 

Chad Ochocinco (NFL player) Status: Completely Bald

Chad Javon Ochocinco^[1] (born Chad Javon Johnson; January 9, 1978) is an American football wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals of the National Football League.

He is better bald than having his outrageous haircuts.

Trey Parker (animator, actor, South Park co-creator) Status: Balding

Trey Parker (born Randolph Severn Parker III; October 19, 1969) is an American animator, screenwriter, director, producer, voice artist, musician and actor, best known for being the co-creator of the television series South Park along with his creative partner and best friend Matt Stone.